Could you Eat?

I have had many jobs in my life. My first job was at a recycling center. I have been a prescription delivery boy, sold running shoes, delivered furniture, cleaned bathrooms at a YMCA, watched children at a extended day program and many other part time gigs that prove to you that I am either very talented or one lost individual. The one profession that has alluded me to this day, that I always had some sort of desire to do, was to be a waiter. The closest I ever got, was Halloween 1997. By the way, we won first prize and were the hit of the party, that's for dern sure!!!